Mickey would be Happy to Know

Scene at The Disney Store at Times Square. 

Me: "Where's the washroom?"

Staff: "Up the magic carpet and turn right."

Me:"The what?"

Staff (points to escalator): "The magic carpet!"

Me: "Erm, ok."

I go up to level 2 and am still lost. Goes to staff no. 2. 

Me: "Where's the washroom?"

Staff (points to a corner passage): "Down the rabbit hole!"

I suppress the urge to roll my eyes. 

I exit toilet and browse the merchandise. 

Staff no. 3 comes along: "How are we doing in fairy land today?"

Me: "..."

Disney staff really 中毒很深.